11 memorable ‘Mugabe quotes’ which we will live to remember


Besides being famous for the numerous degrees he holds, Robert Mugabe was popular for his quotes.

Most people remembered him for his contribution towards Zimbabwe but others blamed him for later turning the bread basket of Africa into a basket case with his contentious policies. That aside, there have been some contentious and funny quotes that have been attributed to the fallen leader. Here are some 11 ‘Mugabe’ quotes:

  1. How do you convince the upcoming generation that education is the key to success when they are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminals.
  2. We ask, was he born out of homosexuality? We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no. They are worse than dogs and pigs. I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one.
  3. If president Barrack Obama wants me to allow same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe) he must come here so that I marry him first.
  4. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
  5. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.
  6. Ladies, if you can shave your eye brows and draw them back, don’t ask money for salon, just shave and redraw the style you want.
  7. Some women legs are like rumors, they keep on spreading.
  8. Almost a million naira to study chemistry in a private university in Nigeria yet none of them has invented anything, not even anointing oil!
  9. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece of their hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
  10. If your man is cheating on you don’t argue with him my sister because you will not win. Save yourself from high blood pressure, Just change all the names of the girls on his phone, do not delete the numbers. Mix them, replace Natasha with Lisa, Nikki with Grace so on and on, wait the moment he’s gonna call or sms them one by one. Make your self a cup of coffee and relax, you’ll thank me later.
  11. Nobody walks faster than a man accompanying an ugly girl in the morning after a one night stand.


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